![thats gay meme eren thats gay meme eren](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d8/31/fb/d831fb8ce7ea57639c614bbb8b8019d6--taste-the-rainbow-meme.jpg)
Me and my suit vest are destined for great things. You should join me if you know whats good for you. Jean (Professional horse): You DO know titans only have one weakness mhhmm? Can you tell us where it is.Įren: Dude seriously, just let me redeem my trauma-points you fucking asshole. Jean (Professional horse): Tall tales Yeager-boy. Marco: Guys listen, we need to leave him be. Some dude: What were your mother's final words? Please sign my boobs when I reach puberty!Įren: Yeah, you know I'm kind of a rockstar.Įren: No but if you really want to see something harder than steel you can start by taking that top off. Were you scared of the colossal titan? Look at the way he slurps his gruel. And I almost killed one too.Įren: And that's how I murder twenty titans with nothing but my wits, a paperclip and saran wrap.Ĭrowd: Eren's such a Badass. Mina: Eren, you've seen titans? That's SO hot.Įren: Actually yeah, I totally saw a ton of them.
#Thats gay meme eren full#
Yeah, I'll give her a full body practical.Įren: Connie, everybody knows she'd just laugh at your tiny balls.Ĭonnie: Hey! Small potatoes make the meat look bigger.Įren: Hey look, the failure wagon is leaving.Įren: Ha! If they couldn't handle one day how are they gonna handle Titans? Hell, me and Armin have already done that.Įren: Well yeah, it's not really something I like talking. If I share this with you, will you tell me where babies come from?Įren: Wow, forced to run for 6 hours straight and she STILL won't know where babies come from.Ĭonnie: Maybe I can teach her. Sarge: Stop eating the potato goddamit! Now I hate your fucking name, Sasha, almost as much as I hate you From now on your name is Pile. Sarge: Sasha? That sounds like a whore's name. I do believe you are the stupidest sack of shit I've ever seen in my life and I have lived goddamit! Cadet, what is your name? Sarge: Sweet mother of god, you dumb bitch. The magical storks decide whether you get one or not. Sasha: He, don't be silly, everyone knows you can't control babies.
![thats gay meme eren thats gay meme eren](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d9/3b/ae/d93bae7ea86a886149a8763ddfa75b78.jpg)
The thought of you having kids makes me sick! Sarge: Dear god I sincerely hope you never have sex. Sarge: Holy sweet mother of god! Cadet! what is your major malfunction?! Go back to the shire and play ass frolic with wizards, Bilbo Dickbreath. We don't even issue uniforms in Hobbit size. Sarge: How the fuck are you gonna beat a titan when even I can lift your scrawny ass? You think they won't eat you because you're a midget? HA! Look at you. Soldier 2: Well nobody's clear on the specifics, but the official record states that he engaged in an act so horrifyingly unique, each witness could only describe it using the same two words. He used to be a rising star until his famous scandal. Soldier 2: You know he once commanded the Survey Corps, right?
![thats gay meme eren thats gay meme eren](http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/594/681/ee8.jpg)
Sarge: Let me tell you cadet, you might not know but the capitol is home to a bunch of freaks! And when its 3AM inside the inner city and you are drunk and being aggressively solicited by a gaggle of Latvian transsexuals hopped up on barbituates and fuck- thunder, YOU DO NOT HAVE TIME TO THINK! So next time I yell headbutt you haul ass! Jean: I want to live comfortably in the capitol and serve the military police. Sarge: Well I do! drop and give me fifty! Faggot. Sarge: I said, do you have a problem with Homosexuals?! Knowing this, do you have a problem with homosexuals Sarge: It's because I once ejaculated in a man's ass so hard that my internal body pressure actually caved, sucking my eyeballs way into the back of my head. Sarge: Cadet, do you know why my eyes are so suckin' in? Marco: I can't wait to become a soldier and serve the king! Sarge: Why the fuck are you so happy twinkle toes? nowadays though I think its grown into full-blown syphilitic insanity.
![thats gay meme eren thats gay meme eren](https://pics.onsizzle.com/they-took-completely-different-from-five-years-ago-kimmered-source-17102349.png)
You know, break them down, build them back up. Soldier 2: It used to be a rite of passage. Soldier 1: What's the point of intimidating them like that? Sarge: That's Bullshit! Look at you, I know you play with dolls!Īrmin: Well, yes but only for roleplaying revenge fantasies Tom Andre and Jason Johns - Editing and Special EffectsĬlosed Captions (English) - TheValterGirl & CurlyShirtĪrmin: To contribute to mankind's victory Sir! The Canadian, Katie - Audio Engineering & Tech Hector Gutierrez, Matt G, Tim S, Tim S, Derrick White, KJ, The Canadian - Civilians, Guards and Titans Sarge continues his unstoppable onslaught of verbal destruction, Eren discovers just how much of a failure he is, and the cadets of the 104th are introduced in all of their dysfunctional glory.